Here is the list of "Too much Ranma when..." for this month, contributed by the people who have visited this page and also had the time to Fill out the Ranma 1/2 Library voting form.

1997 List of "You Know You're Into Too Much Ranma 1/2 When..."

Currently featuring: Female Ranma Saotome

"...you try to get get your grandfather mad by showing off pictures of you in girls underwear."

"....you are sent hobbling to a doctor after every encounter with a tomboy."

"....you are followed everywhere by at least three people determined to kill you."

"....you try to win dates through battle."

"....you start calling your enemies 'p-chan'."

"...you avoid rain at all costs, because your afraid your going to turn into a woman."

"...you've decided that turning into a woman with cold water would be a great way to practice some of the "techniques" you use on your girlfriend/wife."

"...you start wondering just how complete Ranma's female form is."

"...you wish that Ranma never got the Kiifuisuu so she could have stayed female."

"... little old men start throwing bras at you."

"... you know how to get more free eats than your fiance."

"...you see a redhead in a red Chinese gi who is either looking for a "Kaisufuu," "Phoenix Pill," or "Nannichuan".."

"...you insist on wearing boy's clothes all the time, and, when you do stoop so low as to don a female's bathing suit, insist that it read "BOY" in big, bold letters..."

"...even when you're a girl the other girls still want to go out with you."

"...you take 20 warm showers a day."

"...you throw hot water to tha red-headed girl that sits in front of you."

"...its not unusual to see people fighting and running on walls and telephone poles."

"...you avoid cold water in fear of turning into a woman."

"...pandas begin carrying you around town."

"...you and a boy are both nude in the bathroom when your father walks in and he sees nothing wrong with this."

"...you begin to fear little old ladies emptying water on the streets.."

"...a dirty old man tries to grope you during school."

"...you get depressed when you can't turn into a boy from cold water."

"...a girl that turns into a cat loves you and chases you around every day asking for a date."

"...you carry around a bucket of hot water wherever you go."

"...you win a father/son trip to China and remember how your wife always wanted a girl...."

"...you're glomped by a would-be kendo star every evening."

"...you have a better-looking female body than your fiancee."

"... you constantly refer to yourself as a man!"

"...you see a guy in pigtails mumble "Never gonna be a girl again..."

"... when people start calling you Tree-Borne Kettle Girl."

"...you ask girls with red hair in a pigtail if they're really a boy in hopes of finding a cute guy."

"...you brag to other girls about how nicely you're built, despite the fact that you're a boy"

"...you want to turn into a woman to get free food."

"...you start kicking everyone who annoys you into orbit."

You know you're into too much Ranma 1/2 when...

"...you call every old woman you see makle jerky."

"...you start calling people son-in-law."

"...your kid's 1st word is Cologne!"

"...one of the scariest things about you is your face."

"...you try to teach someone how to grab chestnuts roasting over an open flame, or how to shatter huge boulders using only one finger."

"...the only meaning of the word "Cologne" to you is a 1 foot tall old woman hopping around on a stick..."

"...everybody goes around calling you an "old ghoul.""

"...not even Happosai will chase you... {blech}"

"...when there are a few tapes in a row featuring Cologne."

"...you spend the rest of your life atop a twisted bosai branch."

"...all you see when you go out for a walk is people's kneecaps."

"...you demand your grandpa return a bangle or mirror he stole a hundred years ago and he doesn't know what you're talking about."

"...you try to stretch your eyelids with saucers to achieve the 'big eyes' look."

"...Failing that, you paste the saucers on your eyes instead."

"...Chinese food becomes the norm at your house."

"...you go every where either on top of a wooden staff, or else in a strange bird-shaped coach pulled by three huge vultures ("What's that?!" "Must be a UFO!" "Dumbest lookin' UFO _I_ ever saw...")"

"...you run into the perfume section yelling Cologne..Cologne!"

"...you open a Ramen shop called Nekohanten."

"...you beat a girl in China and this old troll comes after you yelling "Moko Duno Come Back!!!!" "

"...you are a 300 year old Chinese amazon who has a purple haired grandaughter who's in love with a pig-tailed (and extremely fine) boy."

"...2,000 year old grannys are trying to hook you up with their nieces."

"...some old lady whacks you on the back of the head with a wooden staff HARD!!!"

"...you try to teach the Hiryuu Shouten Ha to you weak little brother."

"...you wear a large pink pendant around your neck hoping that some martial artist will challenge you for the candy you've hidden inside it."

"...you picture your grandmother about 200 years older, and hopping around on a wooden pole and shudder(or smile!)"

"...you spend hours at the zoo waiting for the Panda's to write signs."

"...you think it might be nice to have Genma as a father."

"...you wear some sort of diaper on your head."

"...you let your stomach control most of your training."

"...your father tries to sell you for a bowl of rice and a pickle."

"...you decide: Y'know Genma's not that bad a guy. In fact, I wanna be like Genma when I grow up."

"...you throw your only son into a pit of starved kitties."

"...you get a job at a zoo and teach the pandas how to speak with signs, after industriously splashing boiling water on all of them."

"...your father gets you multiple fiancees for food, money, etc."

"...you're asked a question in lecture that you don't know the answer to, and your first impulse is to play mute and hold up random signs 'til the prof gives up."

"...you run from wrinkled old men, just in case they might be your old master."

"...you wonder if Takahashi-sensei got her any of her ideas from Charles Schultz (Genma's signs are a lot like Snoopy's signs)"

"...the portion of your brain that is usually devoted to logic and ethics is actually located in your stomach."

"...a lot of your problems are caused by not reading that one last page."

"...you vow to make a man of your son and cry incessantly as you realized you've failed!"

"...you and some friends are forming an organization to plot world conquest and you convince them that it should be called, "The Order of the Panda."

"...your friends ask you want for Christmas, and all you can think of is a nice big tire. . ."

"...you start hoping that your father could turn into a panda to shut up."

"...you need someone to marry and marry fast, you look to him for answers."

"...your father ends up getting you several fiancees to marry and marry fast."

"...(For guys only) Because of him, you turn into a girl whenever splashed by cold water."

"...you pray and hope your father doesn't have a perverted old master or friend whose daughter you are engaged to."

"...The bald look is in."

"...you dress up like a panda and work as an assistant for Dr. Tofu."

"...you eat your food in 5 seconds or less."

You know you're into too much Ranma 1/2 when...

"...you begin to check each meal for paralyzing potions."

"...you begin to laugh uncontrollably at anything."

"...your gymnastics partners are afraid you're going to kill them with your ribbon."

"...you look around wildly and get a nervous tick every time you here the words 'black' and 'rose' in the same sentence."

"...even though you are a grown man, you put on a blue leotard and prance down the street twirling a blue ribbon, madly laughing(in a high pitched womans voice of course!) and leaving black rose pettals in your wake."

"...you start using Hoops, Ribbons and black roses to attract guys."

"...you enter a female martial arts gymnats's competition and start fearing for your life."

"...even Naga(Slayers) and Jinnai(El-Hazard) fear the laugh that you learned from a certain female martial arts gymnast..."

"...your daily bill for black roses exceeds Bill Gates yearly salary!"

"...you see ribons flying through the air and think Kodachi!"

"...at a gymnastics competition, you expect someone to throw a razor hoop."

"...you start thinking her laugh is cute."

"...you think all gymnasts have an annoying brother who practices Kendo"

"...you see black petals on the street"

"...you see three girls crying saying that they'e just been beaten up by a martial arts gymnast."

"...you belive your crush is possesed by a female demon."

"...the sight of black roses and ribbons makes you run for the nearest gas mask (the poisoned flowers...heh)"

"...every time that you get something that you ever wanted, you run above parking cars screaming "_____ IS MINE, MINE, MINE! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"...Your nightmares include being snagged by your sister's Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics ribbon and thrown face first into a desk."

"...you suddenly gain the ability to hurt people with a ribbon on a pole."

"...your voice gets high pictched and your laugh drives people away."

"...you go to the drug store to try and buy poisons."

"...you start feeling demented and fall instantly in love with any guy who looks at you."

"...your brother has his dog test the food you cook for poison."

You know you're into too much Ranma 1/2 when...

".. you give yourself the Ryoga Hibiki award for getting lost when losing the way walking home from the local elementary school (2-3 blocks?)"

"...you start sharpening your teeth into fangs and wearing a leopard-spotted headband."

"...you start wishing you could turn into a kawaii little black piglet so you can get closer to the girl you love."

"...your pet is named P Chan."

"...you find nothing strange about wearing an infinite bandanna supply."

"...you keep breaking your index finger practicing the Bakusai Tenketsu on brick walls."

"...when your content to live your life as someone's pet pig."

"...you see a kid you don't like, start calling him Ranma, and challenge him to a fight - but it takes you 4 weeks to get to the fighting ground..."

"...you can't ask the girl you like out on a date with out getting nervous and causing major property damage. "

"...you start yelling Bakusai Tenketsu and point your finger, thinking that the nearby rock will explode."

"...you take off your headband, and you keep taking it off, and off, and off..."

"...you go out to get milk but end up in South Africa. "

"...you're upset when you can't cut things with your belt."

"...when bandannas become a personal icon."

"...you don't eat pork and it's not because you're Jewish."

"...you try to let make canine teeth grow out to be fangs...because Ryoga looks so cool with `em. "

"...you touch something and it explodes."

"...you feel the need to get a license to carry an umbrella."

"...continental drift has new meaning for you."

"...you ask an old woman to tie you in a tree and to push large boulders toward you.."

"...people from faraway places see you regularly (coz you're always lost somewhere over there)"

"...you leave holes in the wall wherever you go!"

"...you often say "Where the hell am I now!!??!!"

"...you tremble at the thought of pork chops..."

"...you fall in love with Ryoga and start hating Akane and Akari..."

"...you start throwing umbrellas all over the place."

"...the sight of a girls cleavage gives you nosebleeds."

"...you start bringing an umbrella to school everyday and won't take off those darn plastic fangs..."

"...you start splashing guys with cold water just to see if they'll turn into a little black pig."

"...you can't look at a pork chop or bacon without suffering from a major panic atack."

"...the person you've had a grudge against for the last few years doesn't even remember who you are when you finally catch up to him."

"...even a cabbage has more sense than you."

"...most of what you wear can be turned into a weapon of some sort."

"...you can't find your way to your own back yard."

"...- you yell "Shishi Hokodan!" and fling your arms at something in hopes that all the pain will go away..."

"...you start giving any Asian pot-bellied pigs you meet really weird looks."

"... you wonder what Asuza was thinking... "Charlotte?"

"...you try tying one hundred steel-plated combat bandannas to your head and fail miserably."

"...you expect your dog to bring you letters."

"... whenever you're feeling overwhelmed, you scream "RANMA! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

"...you tense up in the cafeteria because you're expecting someone to jump on your head at any moment."

"...you mutter "who's laughing now, pig-boy?" every time you bite into a BLT."

"...you think the person asking you for directions wears a black-and-yellow bandanna and is starting to grow fangs..." "...you grab people and shake them, asking "Where is (name of place)?" when you're standing two feet away from it."

"...you want Rand and McNally to feel your wrath. (Rand-McNally makes maps. Duh.)"

"...you look very closely at everything large and white because it might just be a giant sumo pig."

"...you worry about taking off your belt too rapidly because it might slice your pants off."

"...you need detailed directions to get to the bathroom. In your own house."

"...when you're working a maze, you scream "Bakesai Tenketsu!" and draw a line through three of the walls."

"... you coat your hands with nitroglycerin so you can do a REAL Blasting Point Technique."

"... you start wondering how Ryouga can be so upbeat all the time."

"...you wonder what Ryouga would be like on Prozac. "Ranma! Buddy!"

"...you start watching Dracula films and expecting the words "Shishi Hokodan" to figure into the plot at some point."

"...you buy a cute little bandanna for your pet pig."

"...you decide to lead-plate your umbrella."

"... you find yourself in the middle of the forest (or desert, or tundra) for no apparent reason."

"...you can cross large bodies of water without knowing it."

"... you start trying to translate what your cute little pet pig is trying to tell you."

"...everytime it rains you scream, "BWEEEEE!!!"

"...you wish Ty Inc. would hurry up and make a little black Beanie Baby piglet."

"....you've been banned from your county fair for pouring hot water on all the black pot belly pigs."

"...you spend an entire day searching for a yellow pattern with black rectangles for your headbands."

"...you start wishing _your_ depression could blast mile-wide holes in the earth, too."

"...umbrellas are starting to get heavy."

"......you are surprised to learn that Brazil and Cameroon are actually seperated by a large body of water."

"...you hear the 80's song "Heart of Glass" by Blondie and think of a certain bandanna-clad boy."

"...despite the fact that you are not Jewish, you see some merit in being kosher."

"...you suffer major blood-loss at the first glimpse of cleavage."

"...you wonder, how did all these French, Basque, Swahili, and Greenlandic gaijin get in the suburbs of Nerima?"

"... you leave work/school every day saying, "This is last time you'll see me. Goodbye forever."

"...you give directions to your house, they are so vague the friends never arrive..."

"...you must ask a hated enemy to bring you home..."

"...you contrive many ways to get (Akane) for yourself (ie magic fishing pole)"

"...every time your mind wonders, you find yourself thinking of Akane"

"...you squeel whenever you get close to someone you love."

"...you entered a walk-in closet and haven't been seen since."

"...you force your boyfriend to wear yellow and black bandannas, which you have developed a fetish for..."

You know you're into too much Ranma 1/2 when...

"...the moment your teacher moves toward any circular shaped metal object, you run far away, fast!"

"...you aim a round object at someone and hope to drain their energy. "

"...you feel really drained and immediately wonder if Hinako drained your chi."

"...you're holding your teacher's hand while walking around town buying her balloons and candy."

"...you expect to see your teacher turn into a 12 year old kid."

"...you go around looking for "naughty kids"... No, not that kind of "naughty"... get your mind out of the gutter!"

"...you're a grown-up trapped in a kid's body, well, at least some of the time."

"...you start carrying around a 5 yen coin around in the hopes of stopping fights."

"...you buy your dresses 3 times your size incase you ever get that chi draining thing to work ; )"

"...you are trying to use the Happo Five yen satsu on the school bully..."

"...you wonder who Hinako's tailor is, that can create a dress that fits both a little girl and a fully-grown woman."

"...you have a house full of 5yen and 50yen coins."

"...anytime you see or hear about anything bad, you say "I must stop those delinquents!", pull out a coin with a hole in it, and rush out of the room."

"...you stare suspiciously at coins on your teachers' desks..."

"...you keep waiting for your teacher to shrink."

"...you run from a twelve year old with a coin."

"...you begin studying Shiatsu in hopes to stop your teacher from Draining the life of the student body... "

"...you're highly phobic about allowing young girls near anything round."

"...you are terribly afraid of little girls wearing one-size-fits-all clothes."

"...you get into a small argument and get your energy drained."

"...you search in every school for a 12 years old teacher."

"...you're 12, but keep trying to turn into an adult."

"...you use a 50 yen coin to suck energy so you can turn into an adult."

"...you try to hit tghe Pressure points on your teacher."

"...you avoid substitute teachers like a plague."

"...you actually WANT to get drained by Hinako, just to see her other form."

"......you keep wondering if your English teacher would turn into a gorgeous babe if you could somehow imbude her with ki-energy... And then start to plan how to match her up with your significant other's cry-baby father... Before you remember your significant other doesn't HAVE a father..."

"...your little sister grows up in five seconds! "

"...my teachers start reminding me of Hinako Ninomiya when they take my energy away in the boring classes they give."

"...you wont stop trying to throw a yen-powered chi blast with you're bare hands!! "

"...you grab girls' breasts and say your just trying too stop them from draining your chi."

"...you scream whenever you see a fifth grader walking around in the high school.

"...you get interested into your student's father."

"...you try to suck energy out of your parents for not giving you enough pocket money."

"...you see your teacher draining energy out of your classmates to give others the impression that she has a great figure."

"...you'd willingly sacrifice your energy to Hinako if her chest would finally develop enough to rip open that blouse."

"... you pick up any one-cent coins on the street so that you can drain other people's energy."

"... you keep trying to drain your student's energy to give the guy you have crush on a good impression but he won't let you. "

"... you keep wearing outfits that are bigger a size so that they won't tear when you change into your adult form."

". . . you get the jitters at the sound of loose change."

"...you point fruitloops at people to turn into a gorgeous person."

You know you're into too much Ranma 1/2 when...

"...you start crying at the slightest things."

"...you have a giant monster head just in case if somebody pisses you off."

"...you decide Soun is the best father in the world."

"...you're the tallest person in your neighborhood yet you cower before the shortest..."

"...you burst into tears because your daughter let out a scowl."

"...you blitz out when your daughter sneezes, and start praying that she won't die!"

"...you go to the plastic surgeon to get your tear ducts enlarged, 'cause you wanna be able to cry at everything so you have an excuse for not being lazy."

"...you start crying like a baby when things don't go your way."

"...you start growing long hair and a mustache and think hanging around with a Panda at the Baths is cool..."

"...you can drink coffee and brush your teeth at the same time..."

"... you see a little balding old man, and you immidiately drop to your knees, lean forward with arms outstretched, and say 'Master, please forgive your most humble and obidient servant' ...."

"...you start playing chess with panda bears."

"...you cry each time Ranma talks to another girl..."

"... you admit you're tired and go sit in the bath tub the whole day."

"...whenever you become angry, your tongue gets really long and discolored."

"...your hair sticks up 3 feet when you hear about Happosai!"

"......you could probably stand to begin taking some emotion regulating medicine..."

"...a pair of freeloaders live in your house and eat all your food..."

"...you always agree with a panda."

"...everytime you look at your children you start hearing wedding bells."

"...you believe that your best friend is really a panda in disguise."

"...you burst into tears of joy when your best friend agrees to marry his/her child to yours."

"...nine-tenths of your head has become tear glands, ready to go at a moment's notice."

"...your future son-in-law is a girl."

"...your roof has over 10,000 holes caused by your daughter and your future son-in-law and you're still playing Shogi with a panda."

"...a pig jumps into your tub, a man jumps out, and you just go back to reading the paper. "

"...you sit out on the porch and expect to see a giant panda sitting next to you."

"...you wait for a giant panda and a red-haired(and well built) girl to come through your door."

"...you throw a tantrum and you're aged at least 50+..."

"...you think your best friend can turn into a panda when splashed with cold water."

"...you find out your best friend is REALLY into pandas, but you don't worry about it."

"...you start thinking its normal to have three grown daughters, two shapeshifting houseguests who don't pay room and board, and their shapeshifting or troublesome friends/enemies coming over at any time of day when you have no income to pay for damages caused by the afore mentioned people and no way to get one(income.) Whew!"

You know you're into too much Ranma 1/2 when...

"...your mom comes over and you instinctively run to the bathroom for cold water."

"... you expect to find Panda-san and Ranko-chan at the Tendo Dojo."

"...when your mother disagrees (and would like to kill ya) you would like to turn into a pretty girl and enter to the ladies bathroom!"

"...you pretend your father's a panda when your mother's around."
"...you end up diving into your neighbour's pool to prevent your mother from discovering the fact that your father failed at making you a man among men."

"...you think your spouse would look good as a panda."

"...you see your mother carry around a katana wrapped in a cloth all the time for some strange reason."

"...you wonder how on earth someone like Genma could end up marrying someone like Nodoka."

"...after years of searching for your long lost family, you only find a red head and her pet panda."

"...you start avoiding your mom fearing she'll rip your bowels out on a whim. "

"...you say your son'll make a "good wife" someday."

"...you start promising your mother that you'll commit seppuku if you don't get honor role on your report card."

"...your husband and son always seem to be gone on another training mission when you visit..."

"...you can't speak to your mother because you had a "sex" change."

"...your mother tries to teach your fiancee to cook and it doesn't work."

"...you suddenly realize you hardly know you mother because your father took you on a VERY long trip..."

"...your mom wants to give toxic food your fiancee made to your pet panda."

"...you think your mother wants you to be a man among men, and are about to commit seppuku when you remember that you're female. "

"...you see a panda holding a sign that says "Hello someone else's wife!"

"...you stay away from hot water whenever your mother's around."

"...you starts seeing Pandas and Red haired girls all around you."

"...seeing your mother gives you the creeps."

"......you'd like your son to become a sex-fiend-peeping-tom-ogler."

"...you start waving a sword at your son the moment he wears anything that a girl should wear."

"...your adopted niece avoids hot water around you like the plague..."

"...when your mother asks you to chop vegetables, you nearly collapse in relief, because that's all she wanted you to do with the knife."

"...you do something sissy and are afraid to tell your mother!"

"...you start thinking you can fool your rival's mother into giving you the 'Saotome' family secrets by pretending to be her long lost son, but end up getting your butt kicked by the aforementioned son."

You know you're into too much Ranma 1/2 when..."

"...you start referring to your female "foes" as "kawaiikune flatchested macho tomboys"."

"...some of your "Old Friends" show up to kill you, and one who turns out to be female when you thought she was male, and the other who now turns into a pig because of you."

"... you're walking down the street with your mom, it starts raining, and you run away in fear from her!"

"...you consider it to be normal when you get bashed on the head by a gigantic hammer, almost destroyed by a king of a strange race of bird-paople who can throw gigantic fire balls as large as houses, and half of the people in town want to kill you while the other half want to marry you..."

"...you decide that having an ego the size of a small planet would be okay..."

"...you never go near anything that consists of fish in case there are cats nearby."

"...you think that cats are the most horrible, terrifying, disgusting, cruel, etc creatures in the whole wide world."

"...you're crazy over pigtails."

"...you can vaguely remember a childhood trauma involving fish sausages and a pit pf angry cats..."

"...you go around cursing your father and muttering something about pickles. "

"...you start referring to your girlfriend as being "uncute" (or "kawaiikune")."

"...you begin to walk on fences and walls without falling on your ass."

"...your girlfriend and a mallet appear out of nowhere at any given time."

"...you actually try to do Ranma's moves in real life."

"...everyone you know chases you down the street for no reason."

"...your father's 300 year old martial arts master runs around stealing panties & grabbing at every female it sees-and keeps wanting you to turn into a girl to wear a bra that he has."

"...you walk down to street and start singing"Never ganna be a girl again, Never ganna be a girl again..." and wonder why people are looking at you weird."

"...you expect to have three fiancee's by the age of 16."

"...when you go to pools you are hestitant in getting in and check to see if the water is warm."

"...you get smacked by your fiance more than kissed."

"... ... you curse in rhymes, "You're built like a stick, your hips are so thick, you're heavy as a brick ..."

"... you find out that your father has yet again sold you for food."

"...when you start calling your dad "Old Man" and making him cry."

"...you start getting in trouble for all the crimes Happosai, your father, and everyone else in your life, commits..."

"...when everyone starts yelling its your fault and proceeds to make you pay for their misery...."

"...your name is written all over okonomi-yaki with hearts surrounging them made by your best friend since childhood who you thought was a guy but actually was a girl who carries a huge spatula. Whew!"

"... your pop starts engaging you for food."

"...you start trying to draw your school enemy into a spiral to perform the Hiryuu Shouten Ha on him."

"... you sneak into your fiancee's room with a pot of hot water to change her pet pig into a human, end up on top of her, and are denounced a pervert at the breakfast table the next morning."

"...all of a sudden Pigs try to kick your @$$"

"...you can't go a full hour without getting soaked."

"...you grow a pig-tail and start pouring cold water on yourself thinking you'll change to a girl."

"...you accidentally get splashed with cold water and you check your pants to see if everything is still there. "

"...you start asking all the red-heads you know if they've ever been of the cursed springs ofJusenkyo..."

"...the only thing that ends up in your mouth more than food is your foot."

"...despite the fact that you have almost no social skills, you have no trouble attracting girls."

And that's it for this month! Keep checking back, because this list will grow with every character featured! ^_^

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